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Savor Halloween: Is Your Kid a Foodie?

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Is your kid a foodie?

Here are some great food-related jokes s/he can tell during trick-or-treating this Halloween*:

 

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?

A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo

 

Q: What does an evil hen lay?

A: Deviled eggs

 

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese

 

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A: Sanka

 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it.

 

Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?

A: Spare ribs

 

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?

A: Because they don’t like fast food

 

Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

A: Ghoulash

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk

 

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?

A: To go with the jellyfish

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

A: Because it might crack up

 

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?

A: Where is pop corn?

 

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well

 

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear

 

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?

A: Crack it up

 

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: With tomato paste

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears

 

Q: What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?

A: The Twist

 

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

A: Slippers

 

Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes

 

Q: Why did Superman cross the road?

A: To get to the supermarket

 

Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?

A: Fry-day

 

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid

 

Q: How do you make a milk shake?

A: Give it a good scare

 

 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time for lunch.

 

*If you’re reading this and not from or in St. Louis, kids telling jokes to get candy is a tradition here.

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